The worst nurse

Sir Herbert. Nurse!

Colonel Burton. Nurse! I’m thirsty!

Sir Herbert. Nurse! My head hurts!

Colonel Burton. NURSE!

Sir Herbert. Curse these nurses!

Colonel Burton. Nurse Sherman always wears such dirty shirts.

Sir Herbert. And such short skirts.

Colonel Burton. She never arrives at work early.

Sir Herbert. She and …er… Nurse Turner weren’t at work on

Thursday, were they?

Colonel Burton. No, they weren’t.

Sir Herbert. Nurse Sherman is the worst nurse in the ward,

isn’t she?

Colonel Burton. No, she isn’t. She is the worst nurse in the world!

.Joyce’s Rolls Royce

(Joyce takes her Rolls Royce to the garage.)

Garage boy. What a terrible noise.

Joyce. Eh?

Garage boy. (raising his voice) What a terrible noise! This is the noisiest

Rolls Royce I’ve ever heard.

Joyce. (pointing) It’s out of oil.

Garage boy. Out of oil? And look! The water’s boiling, Madam, a Rolls

Royce isn’t a toy. Perhaps you’ve spoilt the motor or even

destroyed it.

Joyce. How annoying! While you’re changing the oil, I’ll go and visit

my boyfriend, Roy.