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CHAPTER ONE. The road was only a track and the plain was very discouraging to see.

The road was only a track and the plain was very discouraging to see.

As we went on we saw a few thin Grant's gazelles showing white against the

burnt yellow of the grass and the grey trees. My exhilaration died with the

stretching out of this plain, the typical poor game country, and it all

began to {seem}. very impossible and romantic and quite untrue. The

Wanderobo had a very strong odour and I looked at the way the lobes of his

ear were stretched and then neatly wrapped on themselves and at his strange

un-negroid, thin-lipped face. When he saw me studying his face he smiled

pleasantly and scratched his chest. I looked around at the back of the car.

M'Cola was asleep. Garrick was sitting straight up, dramatizing his

awakeness, and the old man was trying to see the road.

By now there was no more road, only a cattle track, but we were coming

to the edge of the plain. Then the plain was behind us and ahead there were

big trees and we were entering a country the loveliest that I had seen in

Africa. The grass was green and smooth, short as a meadow that has been mown

and is newly grown, and the trees were big, high-trunked, and old with no

undergrowth but only the smooth green of the turf like a deer park and we

drove on through shade and patches of sunlight following a faint trail the

Wanderobo pointed out. I could not believe we had suddenly come to any such

wonderful country. It was a country to wake from, happy to have had the

dream and, seeing if it would clown away, I reached up and touched the

Wanderobo's ear. He jumped and Kamau snickered. M'Cola nudged me from the

back seat and pointed and there, standing in an open space between the

trees, his head up, staring at us, the bristles on his back erect, long,

thick, white tusks upcurving, his eyes showing bright, was a very large

wart-hog boar watching us from less than twenty yards. I motioned to Kamau

to stop and we sat looking at him and he at us. I put the rifle up and

sighted on his chest. He watched and did not move. Then I motioned to Kamau

to throw in the clutch and we went on and made a curve to the right and left

the wart-hog, who had never moved, nor showed any fright at seeing us.

I could see that Kamau was excited and, looking back, M'Cola nodded his

head up and down in agreement. None of us had ever seen a wart-hog that

would not bolt off, fast-trotting, tail in air. This was a virgin country,

an un-hunted pocket in the million miles of bloody Africa. I was ready to

stop and make camp anywhere.

This was the finest country I had seen but we went on, winding along

through the big trees over the softly rolling grass. Then ahead and to the

right we saw the high stockade of a Masai village. It was a very large

village and out of it came running long-legged, brown, smooth-moving men who

all seemed to be of the same age and who wore their hair in a heavy

club-like queue that swung against their shoulders as they ran. They came up

to the car and surrounded it, all laughing and smiling and talking. They all

were tall, their teeth were white and good, and their hair was stained a red

brown and arranged in a looped fringe on their foreheads. They carried

spears and they were very handsome and extremely jolly, not sullen, nor

contemptuous like the northern Masai, and they wanted to know what we were

going to do. The Wanderobo evidently said we were hunting kudu and were in a

hurry. They had the car surrounded so we could not move. One said something

and three or four others joined in and Kamau explained to me that they had

seen two kudu bulls go along the trail in the afternoon.

'It can't be true, ' I said to myself. 'It can't be.'

I told Kamau to start and slowly we pushed through them, they all

laughing and trying to stop the car, making it all but run over them. They

were the tallest, best-built, handsomest people I had ever seen and the

first truly light-hearted happy people I had seen in Africa. Finally, when

we were moving, they started to run beside the car smiling and laughing and

showing how easily they could run and then, as the going was better, up the

smooth valley of a stream, it became a contest and one after another dropped

out of the running, waving and smiling as they left until there were only

two still running with us, the finest runners of the lot, who kept pace

easily with the car as they moved long-legged, smoothly, loosely, and with

pride. They were running too, at the pace of a fast miler, and carrying

their spears as well. Then we had to turn to the right and climb out of the

putting-green smoothness of the valley into a rolling meadow and, as we

slowed, climbing in first gear, the whole pack came up again, laughing and

trying not to seem winded. We went through a little knot of brush and a

small rabbit started out, zigzagging wildly and all the Masai behind now in

a mad sprint. They caught the rabbit and the tallest runner came up with him

to the car and handed him to me. I held him and could feel the thumping of

his heart through the soft, warm, furry body, and as I stroked him the Masai

patted my arm. Holding him by the ears I handed him back. No, no, he was

mine. He was a present. I handed him to M'Cola. M'Cola did not take him

seriously and handed him to one of the Masai. We were moving and they were

running again now. The Masai stooped and put the rabbit on the ground and as

he ran free they all laughed. M'Cola shook his head. We were all very

impressed by these Masai.

'Good Masai, ' M'Cola said, very moved. 'Masai many cattle. Masai no

kill to eat. Masai kill man.'

The Wanderobo patted himself on the chest. 'Wanderobo... Masai, ' he

said, very proudly, claiming kin. His ears were curled in the same way

theirs were. Seeing them running and so damned handsome and so happy made us

all happy. I had never seen such quick disinterested friendliness, nor such

fine-looking people.

{'Good} Masai, ' M'Cola repeated, nodding his head emphatically. {'Good,

good} Masai.' Only Garrick seemed impressed in a different way. For all his

khaki clothes and his letter from B'wana Simba, I believe these Masai

frightened him in a very old place. They were our friends, not his. They

certainly were our friends though. They had that attitude that makes

brothers, that unexpressed but instant and complete acceptance that you must

be Masai wherever it is you come from. That attitude you only get from the

best of the English, the best of the Hungarians and the very best Spaniards;

the thing that used to be the most clear distinction of nobility when there

was nobility. It is an ignorant attitude and the people who have it do not

survive, but very few pleasanter things ever happen to you than the

encountering of it.

So now there were only the two of them left again, running, and it was

hard going and the machine was beating them. They were still running well

and still loose and long but the machine was a cruel pacemaker. So I told

Kamau to speed it up and get it over with because a sudden burst of speed

was not the humiliation of a steady using. They sprinted, were beaten,

laughed, and then we were leaning out, waving, and they stood leaning on

their spears and waved. We were still great friends but now we were alone

again and there was no track, only the general direction to follow around

clumps of trees and along the run of this green valley.

After a little the trees grew closer and we left the idyllic country

behind and now were picking our way along a faint trail through thick

second-growth. Sometimes we came to a dead halt and had to get out and pull

a log out of the way or cut a tree that blocked the body of the car.

Sometimes we had to back out of bush and look for a way to circle around and

come upon the trail again, chopping our way through with the long brush

knives that are called pangas. The Wanderobo was a pitiful chopper and

Garrick was little better. M'Cola did everything well in which a knife was

used and he swung a panga with a fast yet heavy and vindictive stroke. I

used it badly. There was too much wrist in it to learn it quickly; your

wrist tired and the blade seemed to have a weight it did not have. I wished

that I had a Michigan double-bitted axe, honed razor-sharp, to chop with

instead of this sabring of trees.

Chopping through when we were stopped, avoiding all we could, Kamau

driving with intelligence and a sound feeling for the country, we came

through the difficult going and out into another open-meadow stretch and

could see a range of hills off to our right. But here there had been a

recent heavy rain and we had to be very careful about the low parts of the

meadow where the tyres cut in through the turf to mud and spun in the slick

greasiness. We cut brush and shovelled out twice and then, having learned

not to trust any low part, we skirted the high edge of the meadow and then

were in timber again. As we came out, after several long circles in the

woods to find places where we could get the car through, we were on the bank

of a stream, where there was a sort of brushy bridging across the bed built

like a beaver dam and evidently designed to hold back the water. On the

other side was a thorn-brush-fenced cornfield, a steep, stump-scattered bank

with corn planted all over it and some abandoned looking corrals or

thorn-bush-fenced enclosures with mud and stick buildings and to the right

there were cone-shaped grass huts projecting above a heavy thorn fence. We

all got out, for this stream was a problem, and, on the other side, the only

place we could get up the bank led through the stump-filled maize field.

The old man said the rain had come that day. There had been no water

going over the brushy dam when they had passed that morning. I was feeling

fairly depressed. Here we had come through a beautiful country of virgin

timber where kudu had been once seen walking along the trail to end up stuck

on the bank of a little creek in someone's cornfield. I had not expected any

cornfield and I resented it. I thought we would have to get permission to

drive through the maize, provided we could make it across the stream and up

the bank and I took off my shoes and waded across the stream to test it

underfoot. The brush and saplings on the bottom were packed hard and firm

and I was sure we could cross if we took it fairly fast. M'Cola and Kamau

agreed and we walked up the bank to see how it would be. The mud of the bank

was soft but there was dry earth underneath and I figured we could shovel

our way up if we could get through the stumps. But we would need to unload

before we tried it.

Coming toward us, from the direction of the huts, were two men and a

boy. I said 'Jambo', as they came up. They answered 'Jambo', and then the

old man and the Wanderobo talked with them. M'Cola shook his head at me. He

did not understand a word. I thought we were asking permission to go through

the corn. When the old man finished talking the two men came closer and we

shook hands.

They looked like no negroes I had ever seen. Their faces were a grey

brown, the oldest looked to be about fifty, had thin lips, an almost Grecian

nose, rather high cheekbones, and large, intelligent eyes. He had great

poise and dignity and seemed to be very intelligent. The younger man had the

same cast of features and I took him for a younger brother. He looked about

thirty-five. The boy was as pretty as a girl and looked rather shy and

stupid. I had thought he was a girl from his face for an instant when he

first came up, as they all wore a sort of Roman toga of unbleached muslin

gathered at the shoulder that revealed no line of their bodies.

They were talking with the old man, who, now that I looked at him

standing with them, seemed to bear a sort of wrinkled and degenerate

resemblance to the classic-featured owner of the shamba, just as the

Wanderobo-Masai was a shrivelled caricature of the handsome Masai we had met

in the forest.

Then we all went down to the stream and Kamau and I rigged ropes around

the tyres to act as chains while the Roman elder and the rest unloaded the

car and carried the heaviest things up the steep bank. Then we crossed in a

wild, water-throwing smash and, all pushing heavily, made it halfway up the

bank before we stuck. We chopped and dug out and finally made it to the top

of the bank but ahead was that maize field and I could not figure where we

were to go from there.

'Where do we go? ' I asked the Roman elder.

They did not understand Garrick's interpreting and the old man made the

question clear.

The Roman pointed toward the heavy thorn-bush fence to the left at the

edge of the woods.

'We can't get through there in the car.'

'Campi, ' said M'Cola, meaning we were going to camp there.

'Hell of a place, ' I said.

'Campi, ' M'Cola said firmly and they all nodded.

'Campi! Campi! ' said the old man.

'There we camp, ' Garrick announced pompously.

'You go to hell, ' I told him cheerfully.

I walked toward the camp site with the Roman who was talking steadily

in a language I could not understand a word of. M'Cola was with me and the

others were loading and following with the car. I was remembering that I had

read you must never camp in abandoned native quarters because of ticks and

other hazards and I was preparing to hold out against this camp. We entered

a break in the thorn-bush fence and inside was a building of logs and

saplings stuck in the ground and crossed with branches. It looked like a big

chicken coop. The Roman made us free of this and of the enclosure with a

wave of his hand and kept on talking.

'Bugs, ' I said to M'Cola in Swahili, speaking with strong disapproval.

'No, ' he said, dismissing the idea. 'No bugs.'

'Bad bugs. Many bugs. Sickness.'

'No bugs, ' he said firmly.

The no-bugs had it and with the Roman talking steadily, I hoped on some

congenial topic, the car came up, stopped under a huge tree about fifty

yards from the thorn-bush fence and they all commenced carrying the

necessities in for the making of camp. My ground-sheet tent was slung

between a tree and one side of the chicken coop and I sat down on a petrol

case to discuss the shooting situation with the Roman, the old man, and

Garrick, while Kamau and M'Cola fixed up a camp and the Wanderobo-Masai

stood on one leg and let his mouth hang open.

'Where were kudu? '

'Back there, ' waving his arm.

'Big ones? '

Arms spread to show hugeness of horns and a torrent from the Roman.

Me, dictionary-ing heavily, 'Where was the one they were watching? '

No results on this but a long speech from the Roman which I took to

mean they were watching them all.

It was late afternoon now and the sky was heavy with clouds. I was wet

to the waist and my socks were mud soaked. Also I was sweating from pushing

on the car and from chopping.

'When do we start? ' I asked.

'To-morrow, ' Garrick answered without bothering to question the Roman.

'No, ' I said. To-night.'

'To-morrow, ' Garrick said. 'Late now. One hour light.' He showed me one

hour on my watch.

I dictionaried. 'Hunt to-night. Last hour best hour.'

Garrick implied that the kudu were too far away. That it was impossible

to hunt and return, all this with gestures, 'Hunt to-morrow'.

'You bastard, ' I said in English. All this time the Roman and the old

man had been standing saying nothing. I shivered. It was cold with the sun

under the clouds in spite of the heaviness of the air after rain.

'Old man, ' I said.

'Yes, Master, ' said the old man. Dictionary-ing carefully, I said,

'Hunt kudu to-night. Last hour best hour. Kudu close? '

'Maybe.'

'Hunt now? '

They talked together.

'Hunt to-morrow, ' Garrick put in.

'Shut up, you actor, ' I said. 'Old man. Little hunt now? '

'Yes, ' said the old man and Roman nodded. 'Little while.'

'Good, ' I said, and went to find a shirt and undershirt and a pair of

socks.

'Hunt now, ' I told M'Cola.

'Good, ' he said. 'M'uzuri.'

With the clean feeling of dry shirt, fresh socks and a change of boots

I sat on the petrol case and drank a whisky and water while I waited for the

Roman to come back. I felt certain I was going to have a shot at kudu and I

wanted to take the edge off so I would not be nervous. Also I wanted not to

catch a cold. Also I wanted the whisky for itself, because I loved the taste

of it and because, being as happy as I could be, it made me feel even

better.

I saw the Roman coming and I pulled the zippers up on my boots, checked

the cartridges in the magazine of the Springfield, took off the foresight

protector and blew through the rear aperture. Then I drank what was left in

the tin cup that was on the ground by the box and stood up, checking that I

had a pair of handkerchiefs in my shirt pockets.

M'Cola came carrying his knife and Pop's big glasses.

'You stay here, ' I said to Garrick. He did not mind. He thought we were

silly to go out so late and he was glad to prove us wrong. The Wanderobo

wanted to go.

'That's plenty, ' I said, and waved the old man back and we started out

of the corral with the Roman ahead, carrying a spear, then me, then M'Cola

with glasses and the Mannlicher, full of solids, and last the

Wanderobo-Masai with another spear.

It was after five when we struck off across the maize field and down to

the stream, crossing where it narrowed in a high grass a hundred yards above

the dam and then, walking slowly and carefully, went up the grassy bank on

the far side, getting soaked to the waist as we stooped going through the

wet grass and bracken. We had not been gone ten minutes and were moving

carefully up the stream bank, when, without warning, the Roman grabbed my

arm and pulled me bodily down to the ground as he crouched; me pulling back

the bolt to cock the rifle as I dropped. Holding his breath he pointed and

across the stream on the far bank at the edge of the trees was a large, grey

animal, white stripes showing on his flanks and huge horns curling back from

his head as he stood, broadside to us, head up, seeming to be listening. I

raised the rifle, but there was a bush in the way of the shot. I could not

shoot over the bush without standing.

'Piga, ' whispered M'Cola. I shook my finger and commenced to crawl

forward to be clear of the bush, sick afraid the bull would jump while I was

trying to make the shot certain, but remembering Pop's 'Take your time'.

When I saw I was clear I got on one knee, saw the bull through the aperture,

marvelling at how big he looked, and then, remembering not to have it

matter, that it was the same as any other shot, I saw the bead centred

exactly where it should be just below the top of the shoulder and squeezed

off. At the roar he jumped and was going into the brush, but I knew I had

hit him. I shot at a show of grey between the trees as he went in and M'Cola

was shouting, 'Piga! Piga! ' meaning 'He's hit! He's hit! ' and the Roman was

slapping me on the shoulder, then he had his toga up around his neck and was

running naked, and the four of us were running now, full speed, like hounds,

splashing across the stream, tearing up the bank, the Roman ahead, crashing

naked through the brush, then stooping and holding up a leaf with bright

blood, slamming me on the back, M'Cola saying, 'Damu! Damu! ' (blood, blood),

then the deep cut tracks off to the right, me reloading, we all trailing in

a dead run, it almost dark in the timber, the Roman, confused a moment by

the trail, making a cast off to the right, then picking up blood once more,

then pulling me down again with a jerk on my arm and none of us breathing as

we saw him standing in a clearing a hundred yards ahead, looking to me

hard-hit and looking back, wide ears spread, big, grey, white-striped, his

horns a marvel, as he looked straight toward us over his shoulder. I thought

I must make absolutely sure this time, now, with the dark coming and I held

my breath and shot him a touch behind the fore-shoulder. We heard the bullet

smack and saw him buck heavily with the shot. M'Cola shouted, 'Piga! Piga!

Piga! ' as he went out of sight and as we ran again, like hounds, we almost

fell over something. It was a huge, beautiful kudu bull, stone-dead, on his

side, his horns in great dark spirals, widespread and unbelievable as he lay

dead five yards from where we stood when I had just that instant shot. I

looked at him, big, long-legged, a smooth grey with the white stripes and

the great curling, sweeping horns, brown as walnut meats, and ivory pointed,

at the big ears and the great, lovely heavy-maned neck, the white chevron

between his eyes and the white of his muzzle and I stooped over and touched

him to try to believe it. He was lying on the side where the bullet had gone

in and there was not a mark on him and he smelled sweet and lovely like the

breath of cattle and the odour of thyme after rain.

Then the Roman had his arms around my neck and M'Cola was shouting in a

strange high sing-song voice and Wanderobo-Masai kept slapping me on the

shoulder and jumping up and down and then one after the other they all shook

hands in a strange way that I had never known in which they took your thumb

in their fist and held it and shook it and pulled it and held it again,

while they looked you in the eyes, fiercely.

We all looked at him and M'Cola knelt and traced the curve of his horns

with his finger and measured the spread with his arms and kept crooning,

'Oo-oo-eee-eee', making small high noises of ecstasy and stroking the kudu's

muzzle and his mane.

I slapped the Roman on the back and we went through the thumb-pulling

again, me pulling his thumb too. I embraced the Wanderobo-Masai and he,

after a thumb-pulling of great intensity and feeling, slapped his chest and

said very proudly, 'Wanderobo-Masai wonderful guide'.

'Wanderobo-Masai wonderful Masai, ' I said.

M'Cola kept shaking his head, looking at the kudu and making the

strange small noises. Then he said, 'Doumi, Doumi, Doumi! B'wana Kabor

Kidogo, Kidogo'. Meaning this was a bull of bulls. That Karl's had been a

little one, a nothing.

We all knew we had killed the other kudu that I had mistaken for this

one, while this first one was lying dead from the first shot, and it seemed

of no importance beside the miracle of this kudu. But I wanted to see the

other.

'Come on, kudu, ' I said.

'He's dead, ' said M'Cola. 'Kufa! '

'Come on.'

'This one best.'

'Come on.'

'Measure, ' M'Cola pleaded. I ran the steel tape around the curve of one

horn, M'Cola holding it down. It was well over fifty inches. M'Cola looked

at me anxiously.

'Big! Big! ' I said. 'Twice as big as B'wana Rabor.'

'Eee-eee, ' he crooned.

'Come on, ' I said. The Roman was off already.

We cut for where we saw the bull when I shot and there were the tracks

with blood breast high on the leaves in the brush from the start. In a

hundred yards we came on him absolutely dead. He was not quite as big as the

first bull. The horns were as long, but narrower, but he was as beautiful,

and he lay on his side, bending down the brush where he fell.

We all shook hands again, using the thumb which evidently denoted

extreme emotion.

'This askari, ' M'Cola explained. This bull was the policeman or

bodyguard for the bigger one. He had evidently been in the timber when we

had seen the first bull, had run with him, and had looked back to see why

the big bull did not follow.

I wanted pictures and told M'Cola to go back to camp with the Roman and

bring the two cameras, the Graflex and the cinema camera and my flashlight.

I knew we were on the same side of the stream and above the camp and I hoped

the Roman could make a short cut and get back before the sun set.

They went off and now, at the end of the day, the sun came out brightly

below the clouds and the WanderoboMasai and I looked at this kudu, measured

his horns, smelled the fine smell of him, sweeter than an eland even,

stroked his nose, his neck, and his shoulder, marvelling at his great ears,

and the smoothness and cleanness of his hide, looked at his hooves, that

were built long, narrow, and springy, so he seemed to walk on tiptoe, felt

under his shoulder for the bullet-hole and then shook hands again while the

Wanderobo-Masai told what a man he was and I told him he was my pal and gave

him my best four-bladed pocket knife.

'Let's go look at the first one, Wanderobo-Masai, ' I said in English.

The Wanderobo-Masai nodded, understanding perfectly, and we trailed

back to where the big one lay in the edge of the little clearing. We circled

him, looking at him and then the Wanderobo-Masai, reaching underneath while

I held the shoulder up, found the bullet hole and put his finger in. Then he

touched his forehead with the bloody finger and made the speech about

'Wanderobo-Masai wonderful guide! '

'Wanderobo-Masai king of guides, ' I said. 'Wanderobo-Masai my pal.'

I was wet through with sweat and I put on my raincoat that M'Cola had

been carrying and left behind and turned the collar up around my neck. I was

watching the sun now and worrying about it being gone before they got up

with the cameras. In a little while we could hear them coming in the brush

and I shouted to let them know where we were. M'Cola answered and we shouted

back and forth and I could hear them talking and crashing in the brush while

I would shout and watch the sun which was almost down. Finally I saw them

and I shouted to M'Cola, 'Run, run', and pointed to the sun, but there was

no run left in them. They had made a fast trip uphill, through heavy brush,

and when I got the camera, opened the lens wide and focused on the bull the

sun was only lighting the tops of the trees. I took half a dozen exposures

and used the cinema while they all dragged the kudu to where there seemed to

be a little more light, then the sun was down and, obligation to try to get

a picture over, I put the camera into its case and settled, happily, with

the darkness into the unresponsibility of victory; only emerging to direct

M'Cola in where to cut to make a full enough cape when skinning out the

head-skin. M'Cola used a knife beautifully and I liked to watch him

skin-out, but to-night, after I had shown him where to make the first cut,

well down on the legs, around the lower chest where it joined the belly and

well back over the withers, I did not watch him because I wanted to remember

the bull as I had first seen him, so I went, in the dusk, to the second kudu

and waited there until they came with the flashlight and then, remembering

that I had skinned-out or seen skinned-out every animal that I had ever

shot, yet remembered every one exactly as he was at every moment, that one

memory does not destroy another, and that the not-watching idea was only

laziness and a form of putting the dishes in the sink until morning, I held

the flashlight for M'Cola while he worked on the second bull and, although

tired, enjoyed as always his fast, clean, delicate scalpeling with the

knife, until, the cape all clear and spread back he nocked through the

connection of the skull and the spine and then, twisting with the horns,

swung the head loose and lifted it, cape and all, free from the neck, the

cape hanging heavy and wet in the light of the electric torch that shone on

his red hands and on the dirty khaki of his tunic. We left the

Wanderobo-Masai, Garrick, the Roman, and his brother with a lantern to skin

out and pack in the meat and M'Cola with a head, the old man with a head,

and me with the flashlight and the two guns, we started in the dark back for

camp.

In the dark the old man fell flat and M'Cola laughed; then the cape

unrolled and came down over his face and he almost choked and we both

laughed. The old man laughed too. Then M'Cola fell in the dark and the old

man and I laughed. A little farther on I went through the covering on some

sort of game pit and went flat on my face and got up to hear M'Cola

chuckling and choking and the old man giggling.

'What the hell is this? A Chaplin comedy? ' I asked them in English.

They were both laughing under the heads. We got to the thorn-bush fence,

finally, after a nightmare march through the brush and saw the fire at the

camp and M'Cola seemed to be delighted when the old man fell going through

the thorns and got up cursing and seeming barely able to lift the head as I

shone the flash ahead of him to show him the opening.

We came up to the fire and I could see the old man's face bleeding as

he put the head down against the stick and mud cabin. M'Cola put his head

down, pointed at the old man's face and laughed and shook his head. I looked

at the old man. He was completely done-in, his face was badly scratched,

covered with mud and bleeding, and he was chuckling happily.

'B'wana fell down, ' M'Cola said and imitated me pitching forward. They

both chuckled.

I made as though to take a swing at him and said, 'Shenzi! '

He imitated me falling down again and then there was Kamau shaking

hands very gently and respectfully and saying, 'Good, B'wana! Very good,

B'wana! ' and then going over to the heads, his eyes shining and kneeling,

stroking the horns and feeling the ears and crooning the same, sighing,

'Ooo-ooo! Eee-eee! ' noises M'Cola had made.

I went into the dark of the tent, we had left the lantern with the meat

bringers, and washed, took off my wet clothes and feeling in the dark in my

rucksack found a pair of pyjamas and a bath-robe. I came out to the fire

wearing these and mosquito boots. I brought my wet things and my boots to

the fire and Kamau spread them on sticks, and put the boots, each one

leg-down, on a stick and back far enough from the blaze where the fire would

not scorch them.

In the firelight I sat on a petrol box with my back against a tree and

Kamau brought the whisky flask and poured some in a cup and I added water

from the canteen and sat drinking and looking in the fire, not thinking, in

complete happiness, feeling the whisky warm me and smooth me as you

straighten the wrinkled sheet in a bed, while Kamau brought tins from the

provisions to see what I would eat for supper. There were three tins of

Christmas special mincemeat, three tins of salmon, and three of mixed fruit,

there were also a number of cakes of chocolate and a tin of Special

Christmas Plum Pudding. I sent these back wondering what Kati had imagined

the mincemeat to be. We had been looking for that plum pudding for two

months.

'Meat? ' I asked.

Kamau brought a thick, long chunk of roast Grant gazelle tenderloin

from one of the Grant Pop had shot on the plain while we had been hunting

the twenty-five-mile salt-lick, and some bread.

'Beer? '

He brought one of the big German litre bottles and opened it.

It seemed too complicated sitting on the petrol case and I spread my

raincoat on the ground in front of the fire where the ground had been dried

by the heat and stretched my legs out, leaning my back against the wooden

case. The old man was roasting meat on a stick. It was a choice piece he had

brought with him wrapped in his toga. In a little while they all began to

come in carrying meat and the hides and then I was stretched out drinking

beer and watching the fire and all around they were talking and roasting

meat on sticks. It was getting cold and the night was clear and there was

the smell of the roasting meat, the smell of the smoke of the fire, the

smell of my boots steaming, and, where he squatted close, the smell of the

good old Wanderobo-Masai. But I could remember the odour of the kudu as he

lay in the woods.

Each man had his own meat or collection of pieces of meat on sticks

stuck around the fire, they turned them and tended them, and there was much

talking. Two others that I had not seen had come over from the huts and the

boy we had seen in the afternoon was with them. I was eating a piece of hot

broiled liver I had lifted from one of the sticks of the Wanderobo-Masai and

wondering where the kidneys were. The liver was delicious. I was wondering

whether it was worth while getting up to get the dictionary to ask about the

kidneys when M'Cola said, 'Beer? '

'All right.'

He brought the bottle, opened it, and I lifted it and drank half of it

off to chase down that liver. 'It's a hell of a life, ' I told him in

English. He grinned and said, 'More beer? ' in Swahili. My talking English to

him was an acceptable joke. 'Watch, ' I said, and tipped the bottle up and

let it all go down. It was an old trick we learned in Spain drinking out of

wine skins without swallowing. This impressed the Roman greatly. He came

over, squatted down by the raincoat and started to talk. He talked for a

long time.

'Absolutely, ' I told him in English. 'And furthermore he can take the

sleigh.'

'More beer? ' M'Cola asked.

'You want to see the old man tight, I suppose? '

'N'Dio, ' he said. 'Yes, ' pretending to understand the English.

'Watch it, Roman.' I started to let the beer go down, saw the Roman

following the motion with his own throat, started to choke, barely

recovered, and lowered the bottle.

'That's all. Can't do it more than twice in an evening. Makes you

liverish.'

The Roman went on talking in his language. I heard him say Simba twice.

'Simba here? '

'No, ' he said. 'Over there, ' waving at the dark, and I could not make

out the story. But it sounded very good.

'Me plenty Simba, ' I said. 'Hell of a man with Simba. Ask M'Cola.' I

could feel that I was getting the evening braggies but Pop and P.O.M,

weren't here to listen. It was not nearly so satisfactory to brag when you

could not be understood, still it was better than nothing. I definitely had

the braggies, on beer, too.

'Amazing, ' I told the Roman. He went on with his own story. There was a

little beer in the bottom of the bottle.

'Old Man, ' I said. 'Mzee.'

'Yes, B'wana, ' said the old man.

'Here's some beer for you. You're old enough, so it can't hurt you.'

I had seen the old man's eyes while he watched me drink and I knew he

was another of the same. He took the bottle, drained it to the last bit of

froth and crouched by his meat sticks holding the bottle lovingly.

'More beer? ' asked M'Cola.

'Yes, ' I said. 'And my cartridges.'

The Roman had gone on steadily talking. He could tell a longer story

even than Carlos in Cuba.

'That's mighty interesting, ' I told him. 'You're a hell of a fellow,

too. We're both good. Listen.' M'Cola had brought the beer and my khaki coat

with the cartridges in the pocket. I drank a little beer, noted the old man

watching and spread out six cartridges. 'I've got the braggies, ' I said.

'You have to stand for this, look! ' I touched each of the cartridges in

turn, 'Simba, Simba, Faro, Nyati, Tendalla, Tendalla. What do you think of

that? You don't have to believe it. Look, M'Cola! ' and I named the six

cartridges again. 'Lion, lion, rhino, buffalo, kudu, kudu.'

'Ayee! ' said the Roman excitedly.

'N'Dio, ' said M'Cola solemnly. 'Yes, it is true.'

'Ayee! ' said the Roman and grabbed me by the thumb.

'God's truth, ' I said. 'Highly improbable, isn't it? '

'N'Dio, ' said M'Cola, counting them over himself. 'Simba, Simba, Faro,

Nyati, Tendalla, Tendalla! '

'You can tell the others, ' I said in English. 'That's a hell of a big

piece of bragging. That'll hold me for to-night.'

The Roman went on talking to me again and I listened carefully and ate

another piece of the broiled liver. M'Cola was working on the heads now,

skinning out one skull and showing Kamau how to skin out the easy part of

the other. It was a big job to do for the two of them, working carefully

around the eyes and the muzzle and the cartilage of the ears, and afterwards

flesh all of the head skins so they would not spoil, and they were working

at it very delicately and carefully in the firelight. I do not remember

going to bed, nor if we went to bed.

I remember getting the dictionary and asking M'Cola to ask the boy if

he had a sister and M'Cola saying, 'No, No', to me very firmly and solemnly.

'Nothing tendacious, you understand. Curiosity.'

M'Cola was firm. 'No, ' he said and shook his head. 'Hapana, ' in the

same tone he used when we followed the lion into the sanseviera that time.

That disposed of the opportunities for social life and I looked up

kidneys and the Roman's brother produced some from his lot and I put a piece

between two pieces of liver on a stick and started it broiling.

'Make an admirable breakfast, ' I said out loud. 'Much better than

mincemeat.'

Then we had a long talk about sable. The Roman did not call them

Tarahalla and that name meant nothing to him. There was some confusion about

buffalo because the Roman kept saying 'nyati', but he meant they were black

like the buff. Then we drew pictures in the dust of ashes from the fire and

what he meant were sable all right. The horns curved back like scimitars,

way back over their withers.

'Bulls? ' I said.

'Bulls and cows.'

With the old man and Garrick interpreting, I believed I made out that

there were two herds.

'To-morrow.'

'Yes, ' the Roman said. 'To-morrow.'

' 'Cola, ' I said. 'To-day, kudu. To-morrow, sable, buffalo, Simba.'

'Hapana, buffalo! ' he said and shook his head. 'Hapana, Simba! '

'Me and the Wanderobo-Masai buffalo, ' I said. 'Yes, ' said the

Wanderobo-Masai excitedly. 'Yes.'

'There are very big elephants near here, ' Garrick said. 'To-morrow,

elephants, ' I said, teasing M'Cola. 'Hapana elephants! ' He knew it was

teasing but he did not even want to hear it said.

'Elephants, ' I said. 'Buffalo, Simba, leopard.'

The Wanderobo-Masai was nodding excitedly. 'Rhino, ' he put in.

'Hapana! ' M'Cola said shaking his head. He was beginning to suffer.

'In those hills many buffalo, ' the old man interpreted for the now very

excited Roman who was standing and pointing beyond where the huts were.

'Hapana! Hapana! Hapana! ' M'Cola said definitely and finally. 'More

beer? ' putting down his knife.

'All right, ' I said. 'I'm just kidding you.' M'Cola was crouched close

talking, making an explanation. I heard Pop's title and I thought it was

that Pop would not like it. That Pop would not want it.

'I was just kidding you, ' I said in English. Then in Swahili,

'To-morrow, sable? '

'Yes, ' he said feelingly. 'Yes.'

After that the Roman and I had a long talk in which I spoke Spanish and

he spoke whatever it was he spoke and I believe we planned the entire

campaign for the next day.