Susan and Mike, attempt to ask him for a date

- Hi.

- Hey, Susan.

- Are you busy?

- No, not at all. What's up? Well, I... I just, uh, was wondering if......if there was any chance that you, uh......I just wanted to ask if...

- Edie.

- Hey, there, Susan.

- What are you...?

- I was making ambrosia. And I made too much so I thought I'd bring some over to Mike. What's going on?

- Susan was gonna ask me something. Uh...

- I have a clog.

- Excuse me?

- And you're a plumber, right? Yeah. The clog's in the pipe.

- Yeah, that's usually where they are.

- Well, I've got one.

- OK. let me get my tools.

- Now? You want to come over now? You have company.

- I don't mind.

- Just give me two minutes. I'll be right over. [Squeals quietly] [Breathes heavily]

- That's it.

- Stuff the hair down.

- I stuffed it. It's not enough to clog it.

- Here. Here. Look. Put in this peanut butter. And this cooking oil. And these olives.

- It's not working. [Doorbell] Oh, God. That's him. How am I gonna stop up the sink?

- Well, here's your problem. Somebody stuffed a bunch of Popsicle sticks down here.

- I've told Julie a million times not to play in the kitchen. Kids, you know.

Van de Camps at a snack bar

- I'll go put in your orders and I'll be right back with your drinks and plates for the salad bar.

- Thank you. Andrew, Danielle, napkins.

- They have video games. Can we go play until our food gets here?

- Andrew, this is family time. I think...

- Go ahead and play.

- I know you think I'm angry about coming here, but I'm not. The kids wanted a change of pace, something fun. I get it. They'll want something healthier tomorrow, though. I'm thinking chicken saltimbocca.

- I want a divorce. I just can't live in this......this detergent commercial anymore.

- The salad bar's there. Help yourself.

- Thank you. Um, I think I'll go get your salad for you.

- Bree Van De Kamp.

- Oh, hello, Mrs. Huber. We didn't get a chance to talk at Mary Alice's wake. How are you doing?

Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal. But sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option.

- Great. Everything is just great.

- Okay, well, I got you the honey mustard dressing. The ranch just looked a little bit suspect.

- Are we gonna talk about what I said?

- If you think I'll discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place with rest-rooms labeled " Chicks" and " Dudes", you're out of your mind.

- What's in this?

- What do you mean? It's salad.

- With... with onions.

- What?

- You put onions in my salad.

- No I didn't. Oh, wait. [Digging]

Author

The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. Many years ago when he was quite young. But he recognized it instantly. [Grunts] It was the sound of a family secret. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.

PART 4