Gabby and carlos about going to the business party

- You can't order me around like i'm a child. No, no. I'm not going.

- It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.

- Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass. I made over 200 000$ doing business with him last year. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him. [Wind chimes]

- John.

- Oh! Mr. Solis, you scared me. Why is that bush there? You were supposed to dig it up last week.

- I didn't have time.

- I don't want to hear your excuses. Just take care of it.

- I really hate the way you talk to me.

- And I really hate that I spent $, on your diamond necklace you couldn't live without. But I'm learning to deal with it. So can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night?

- John, we have bandages top shelf in the kitchen.

- Thanks, Mrs. Solis.

- Fine, I'll go. But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time.

- See, now this is what a marriage is all about. Compromise.

Gabby and John about his finger

- Is your finger OK?

- Yeah, it's just a small cut.

- let me see. Mmm.

- You know, Mrs. Solis, I really like it when we hook up, but, um, you know, I got to get my work done and......I can't afford to lose this job.

- This table was hand-carved. Carlos had it imported from Italy. It cost him 25000$

- You want to do it on the table this time?

- Absolutely. [Gentle classical music]

Dinner at Van de Camp’s house

- Why can't we ever have normal soup?

- Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree. Once, can we have a soup people have heard of?

- Like frenched onion or navy bean?

- First of all your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic. And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion. So, how's the Osco buco?

- It's OK.

- It's OK? Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal. How do you think it makes me feel when you say, " It's OK" in that sullen tone?

- Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?

- Excuse me?

- Tim Harper's mom gets home from work, pops open a can of pork and beans and boom.. and they're eating, everyone's happy.

- You'd rather I served pork and beans?

- Apologize now, I'm begging.

- I'm saying do you always have to serve cuisine? Can we ever just have food?

- Are you doing drugs?

- What? Change in behavior is one of the warning signs and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months. It certainly explains why you're always locked in the bathroom.

- That is not what he's doing.

- Shut up. Mom, I'm not the one with the problem here. You're the one acting like she's running for Mayor of Stepford.

- Rex... seeing that you're the head of this household, I'd really appreciate if you say something.

- Pass the salt?

PART 3 Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion. Indignation.